The Crew of the Kast

SAINT Saint is an expert at critical analysis of electromagnetic broadcasts from the Earth's wealthiest countries. In other words, he's a couch potato. If humanity's defenses depend on keeping secret the trivial details of Lost in Space, then we have no hope, thanks to Saint's reports. Saint is pretty sure he's in command of the Kast. It's not clear what difference it makes. ASHFERD Nobody knows where Ashferd got her name. Saint has asked her several times, but she won't tell him. She doesn't tell him anything else, much, either, so this is not much of a surprise. Ashferd's hobbies include robot repair, engineering improvements to the Kast, and making fun of Saint. Ashferd is female. We wouldn't kid you about that kind of thing. RHINOPLASTY You might think that the Kast's service robot was named by taking a random word from a medical dictionary. This is entirely correct. To date, Rhinoplasty has performed no nose jobs, but Ashferd's working on it. Until then, he performs the menial labor around the ship, including keeping the popcorn can full. Rhinoplasty can speak thirty-seven Earth languages equally poorly. All characters created by Drew Mcmanus and R. Francis Smith....We own them, you don't, so therefore we get this little © copyright 2001